I Need a Handmade Oyster Knife

I'm a vegetarian, but once a year (on my birthday) I take part in the wholesale slaughter of dozens of oysters. I'm not proud of it, but hey, if oysters didn't insist on being so delicious, there wouldn't be a problem. Now, being that this is just an annual event, it seems fitting that I should run out and purchase one of these handmade oyster knives from Carolina Shuckers so I can add even more ceremony to the proceedings. Look out mollusks, here I come.

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